This is sooo like those days when I suddenly HAVE THE URGE to speak about Super Junior. Anywayz, this day has something special. Oh, should I say it again? SPECIAL? Well yea', it surely has something very SPECIAL.
So, this is like a letter to the beloved daddy of 14 kids and the selfish noona-hater, 이특 (leeteuk = special), the super-leader of Super Junior.
Dude, you're awesome. You like host a radio show since debut and a few (100000) TV shows. You have the guts of taming 13 kids which I bet that are quite a pain in the neck sometimes (except for Sungmin ofc) and a Evil maknae brat named Cho Kyuhyun. I really respect you from this point of view (since there is a 'maknae on top' in my life too).
Actually, I don't know exactly what to write. My fangirlism just wants to blow up and start ranting about how awesome you are. AND OMG, YOU ARE 29 YEARS OLD. Yea' mister PETER PAN, you've got to f*uckin' kiddin' me.
29 years old with such a big band and nooo signs of getting old... what's the recipe? I want to bang my head on a wall until I begin to look like a Siamese-flat-face-cat.
We, ELFs, your beloved fans, we know that you're quite silent off-camera and that you're awkward, asking for praises and all. We are all here to praise you, Special-oppa, so don't forget to lie your head on our shoulder whenever it's hard on you.
We even know that you were a womanizer for your SNSD-dongsaengs... -_- well, yea'... despite the fact that you were 20 and they were like 12... pedo-Special-oppa, we love you.
ELFs know the best that despite your bitter personality sometimes (as when you're near your noona -_- you jerk.. i want to punch you in that PERFECT face), you treat Super Junior as a big warm family. You were there for everyone, whenever they needed to.
It's not certified but I know that you were there when Kyuhyun got rejected by the other band members, when he got in that car accident that nearly took an angel from us, when Henry was hated by the Only13s (f*uck them) and when Donghae's dad passed away and when Hankyung left, leaving Heechul in great pain.
We know that even if they act all manly and cool, you're there whenever pain struck them (this doesn't mean that you're the cause of their pain LOL -_-).
We'll never forget your weird laugh...
I WILL SURELY NEVER FORGET YOUR LAUGH :))
And the days when you cried TT_TT in happiness, of course.
And when you were silly <- (this never gets old =)))
And when you were practicing your ENGRISH
And when you were... ergh... well, i guess Eunhyuk kicks your oldie ass...
And while doing various things as... testing your breathing&laughing skills :))
Or, the Teuk academy on strong heart
And I still pray... that french people are not... distroyed by your crazy Beyonce time
And that your cute french will stay forever in their hearts :)
After almost 6 years, the hard-work really paid off. Antis could go and FU*CK themselves because you, and all of your 14 dongsaengs have gone through YEARS of training before you got in endless project-groups that split over and over again...
After all, you have a stadium full of fans singing and dancing with you, spreading love and happiness in the hearts of who knows how to receive love.
You spread the love disease and I hope that on your b'day it will rain, as the day when you were born.
BWAHAHA XD I'M SUCH A FANGIRL :))
Don't worry, I still love you, Teukkie... even if you're an asshole to your noona...
Happy Birthday!
[WTF AGAIN, ARE YOU 29?! *epic facedesk*]
