Awkward nap.

(Because I am a philologist I decided to write in English as much as possible without using 'will' after 'if' as I did in the Cambridge exam... *facepalm*)

I'll never take naps in the afternoon. Never ever in my life. Naps in the afternoon are like... sleeping half-aware of what's happening in your head and when you're having a nightmare, it's even worse. Usually, when you dream in the 'night'-sleep you tend to forget details of your dream and sooner or later the dream would be vanished.

Well, for an 'afternoon'-nap, everything is just as real.

I dreamed that I was in a big, huge, enormous mall that had an exotic pool inside and I had to look for a band... I was a band manager (awkward) and, as I am a TRUE day-dreamer, I've lost them!!! I reckon that it was an Asian mall and my band was def ASIAN. And Asian fans are different from other kinds of fans. They would tie up my band and force them to... @%^**&#$.

Anywayz, as I explained, I was in... deep shit. Oh yea', in very deep shit. All of a sudden, my friends appear from nowhere and accuse me for stealing... muffins?! WTF?! As I were half-awake I just screamo my mind: "GTFO BI*CH! I am in deep shit!".

There was a panda bear running from place to place annoying me to death. Since it was MY DREAM I pulled out a GUN and shoved it in his #%$ until he saw stars.

After just three minutes of an earthquake-like-panic I thought I should just die drown in that exotic pool that seemed the only way to get killed if you're not famous in the DEATH-MALL.

I felt fatigued... dunno why, though, since I was dreaming... but I hear a beautiful voice calling my name, a kind and sweet one, that made light in my dream and turned my life into Heaven and stars, and confetti, and fireworks all over the place...

And that's the second I knew it was a dream because the nightmare came when I realized I've slept from 16:00 to 20:30 again and I had a enormous homework awaiting for me...

DAMN! WHY IS IT LIKE THIS?! I WANT TO DREAM MORE MINNIE!!! FUCK YOU LIFE!!!

I just guess I am not lucky...
But what happened to my band? Oh, just... forget it. I had a dream about Minnie (just 3-4 seconds but enough)!!!

I should cook 3 tones of muffins for my b'day in case my friends demand it again...

*dumb smile*


Sunbae, if there are any mistakes please point them to me. That's why... you're a sunbae.

WASTED!

(don't try too hard. it'll kill you in some sort of way...)

I'm some sort of a girl with some sort of illogical complex of not being good enough at some sort of thing.

And I continuously being useless for the people with no life, providing time wasting and stupid fandom all over the place. Teh, it's not like it's their fault. IT'S NOT. XD

Any-f*ckin'-ways, there is school and there is RL and you can't have both. As a matter of fact, I've just discovered that what I wanna become has no damn affinity with whatever stupid things we learn in school.

In order to achieve my dreams and fulfill others' hopes I have to do both and give up the long naps. I should buy a good concealer for hollow eyes otherwise, a few of my friends will die from frightening.

This is the reason why people shouldn't have a life. It's much more comfortable (and conformable) but as a 9th grader I'll grant my parents' wish and I'll open the biology copybook at least once in a lifetime.

And CAE is damn fuckin' hard.

Mianhe, sunbae, next time unnie/dongsaeng will do better.

Unnie/dongsaeng will work harder...

Unnie/dongsaeng will not be wasted, sad or depressed.

Unnie/dongsaeng will be happy and joyful just as always.

정말 미안 해요... 언니은/동생은 지금 슬픈 일이...

미안 해 민니 호박 오빠

미안 해...

[p.s.: don't trust g translate. please.]

Borken Enlighs

(it's kinda catchy, though)

In ultimul timp tot m-am dat de ceasul mortii la figurat.

In ultima saptamana m-am dat de ceasul mortii la propriu.

Tocmai mi-am dat seama ca exista lucruri mai pretioase decat sa te plangi toata ziua de cat de lamentabila e viata ta (de fapt, o stiam si inainte doar ca nu prea-mi era mie sa recunosc) si cat de mult iti urasti profii (afurisitii dintre ei) si cat de multe teme ai chiar daca nu esti la mate-info.

Prietenii sunt importanti. Sunt langa tine la nevoie; atunci cand eu m-am imbolnavit si am luat faimoasa viroza, surprise! Mara s-a imbolnavit si ea. Ce dragut din partea ei sa ma faca sa nu ma simt singura bolnava din lume (nu sunt ironica. Chiar apreciez gestul).

Dar cine spune ca am racit filmand-o pe Silvia pe capota masinii mamei Marei? Ca ce, colantii sclipiciosi si tricou la -10 grade it's a must! Probabil ca nu am sesizat frigul pentru ca Sil il imita mult prea bine pe GD si eram fascinata...

Oricum, faptul ca am mers la scoala luni si marti a fost o greseala fatala pentru sanatatea mea. Posibil ca nu ma mai voi intoarce pana la sfarsitul anului dupa cum imi spune termometrul.

Then again, traducerea e serious stuff. In ultimele doua ore am simtit ca nu stiu destula engleza nici pentru KET. Cum traduci 'clap' intr-un singur cuvant? sau 'pick your feet up'... agata-ti picioarele sus? Ce stil de dans e asta? 'Bling bling'!?

Mi-am jurat sa il bling blinguiesc putin pe liricistul din SMent pentru ca-mi da bataie de cap each and every day si sa-i trag o palma pe dupa scafarlie lui Lee Soo Man pentru ca nu a profitat mai mult de engleza perfecta a lui Henry.

Ma uimeste faptul cum prin toate cartile de vacanta si toate ghidurile se spune ca poporul coreean e foarte bun la engleza. S-ar putea sa fiu eu oarba dar cand ii aud vorbind ENGLEZA parca am surzit. Bine, nu pot zice ca nu suna adorabil ca: "Dun't get me wlong" sau "I collect cars" in loc de "I collect cards" dar sa fii o tara cu cel mai rapid internet din lume si cea mai puternica productie in tehnologie (dupa Japonia, actually) si sa nu-ti inveti copii engleza... Dudes, you don't know what are you fuckin' loosing!

Instead, go teach utopians english... I bet they're going to save the world.

Mai sunt unele specimene care cred ca Harry Potter nu se pronunta ca 'He-ri Po-te-ru' and so on dar am intalnit si englezi care inca cred ca Harry Potter e totuna cu Hairy Potter. Iar poor-Harry-mispronounced-Potter nu e hairy... cred.

Henry's damn good English! + Henry's damn good English RAPPING! (not raping...)

Nu inteleg un cuvant din ce zice el acolo dar... dar aud "Super Junior" si tipete. Asta e destul ca sa stiu ca totul e de bine. Totusi, nu pot sa ignor privirile celorlalti care parca striga "WTF is he talking there?". Uneori ma intreb daca Siwon stie si altceva in afara de "God bless you LA"... poate... "God bless you Europe" <- da, bat un apropo. Damn you LSM, bring'em all here!!! DAMN YOU!!!

Going back to bed and translating... still translating...

GOD BLESS YOU S KOREA!!!